Jon Stewart Explains Everything You Need To Know About Florida

Jon Stewart gave Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) an introduction like no other guest in “Daily Show” history. Instead of a common brief list of accomplishments, however, Stewart clinging his whole opening shred to recapping some a craziest stories

Last week, for example, a emporium owners was arrested for allegedly slapping his employees with a lizarddied after swallowing dozens of cockroaches in an eating contest

“You choked to genocide on cockroaches. In any other state, that’s news,” Stewart said. “In Florida, it’s only one of a checkboxes on a coroner’s cause-of-death form.”

When Rubio finally came out after a break, Stewart greeted him as if he hadn’t spent a prior 8 mins trashing a Sunshine State.

“What’s happening, man?” Stewart said.

“You don’t devise to go to Florida anytime soon,” Rubio pronounced after a brief pause. “You’re a claimant for a lizard-beating.”

Possibly perplexing to change a subject, Stewart forked to a picture of Rubio on a cover of his new book.

“You demeanour really fit,” Stewart said.

“It’s Photoshop,” Rubio replied. “And we stopped eating roaches about 6 months ago, so I’ve mislaid a lot of weight.”

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