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Obama’s Top 10 jokes during a correspondents’ dinner

The requisite Joe Biden joke: “The fact is, we feel some-more lax and lax than ever — those Joe Biden shoulder massages, they’re like sorcery … You should try one … Oh, we have? Obama also had extended

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President Obama strike all a right records during his slight Saturday during a White House correspondents’ dinner, attack on domestic critics, stream events, a media, and his possess administration.

Here’s a Top 10 of topics and jokes:

His repute for aloofness

“Six years into my presidency, some people still contend I’m conceited and aloof, pompous — some people are so reticent … No consternation we don’t accommodate with them.”

Getting behind during Dick Cheney

“Dick Cheney says he thinks I’m a misfortune President of his lifetime — that is interesting, since we consider Dick Cheney is a misfortune President of my lifetime … It’s utterly a coincidence.”

Getting behind during other critics

“Just this week, Michele Bachmann indeed likely that we would move about a biblical finish of days — now that’s a legacy! That’s big. we mean, Lincoln, Washington — THEY didn’t do that.”

Mocking a Republican presidential candidates

“Ted Cruz pronounced that denying a existence of meridian change done him like Galileo. Now that’s not unequivocally an good comparison — Galileo believed a Earth revolves around a sun. Ted Cruz believes a Earth revolves around Ted Cruz.”

Cracks about people who still consider he’s Muslim

“Being President is never easy. we still have to repair a damaged immigration system, emanate halt threats, negotiate with Iran — all while anticipating time to urge 5 times a day.”

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Hillary Clinton

“For many Americans, this is still a time of low uncertainty. For example, we have one crony — only a few weeks ago, she was creation millions of dollars a year. And she’s now vital out of a outpost in Iowa.”

Other Democratic candidates:

“Bernie Sanders competence run. we like Bernie. Bernie is an engaging guy. Apparently some folks unequivocally wish to see a pot-smoking revolutionary in a White House — We could get a third Obama tenure after all.”

The requisite Joe Biden joke

“The fact is, we feel some-more lax and lax than ever — those Joe Biden shoulder massages, they’re like sorcery … You should try one … Oh, we have?

The requisite fun about John Boehner (and Benjamin Netanyahu)

“It is no consternation that people keep indicating out how a presidency has aged me. we demeanour so old, John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to pronounce during my funeral.”

The media

“The frigid spiral caused so many record lows, they renamed it “MSNBC.”

Obama also had extended jokes and visible aids.

At one point, he brought on Keegan-Michael Key — a co-star of Comedy Central’s “Key and Peele” — to do his bit as Luther, a president’s “anger interpreter.” Obama would make a statement; Luther would contend what was unequivocally on his mind.

The genuine Obama: “In a fast-changing world, traditions like a White House Correspondents’ Dinner are important.”

Luther, his annoy interpreter: “I mean, really, what is this dinner? And because am we compulsory to come to it? … Jeb Bush, do we unequivocally wish to do this?”

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