For a Record: Happy Festivus!

Happy Festivus!

Before we dust off a aluminum pole

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We get it now: Donald Trump isn’t indeed thatwith PolitiFact’s Lie of a Year Award

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Back to grievances: Bernie Sanders has one for a Democratic National Committee. He told a Des Moines Registermost-watched non-sports Saturday program

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AND IF YOU NEED HELP CELEBRATING

Brush adult on your Festivus trivia (or only laugh) with this shave from “Seinfeld” that led to a Dec. 23 celebration. You know, for a rest of us.

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