Florida Man Reportedly Dances On Police Car To Summon Help In Vampire Battle

June 05, 2015
Miami

Authorities in Florida have expelled weird video footage of a male dancing on a roof of a military cruiser in an try to serve assistance battling a “woman with fangs.”

According to justice papers performed by The Smoking Gun

In a video, that authorities expelled on Wednesday, a male can be seen pulling adult behind a military cruiser parked during a Cape Coral home owned by Frederic Janke, a sergeant with a Lee County Sheriff’s Office

The strain “Rich Girl” by Hall Oates can be listened grating from a man’s car as he climbs atop a cruiser and starts gyrating to a 1970s Billboard Top 40 hit.

The strain was followed by Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger.”

“Apparently when [redacted] is no longer entertained by his possess dancing, he moves to a hood of a vehicle, and immediately rips a windshield wipers back violation one of a push arms in a process,” reads a illusive means affidavit.

Police pronounced a male afterwards crossed a street, grabbed an American dwindle from a adjacent home, and waved it around before he was taken into custody.

The box became increasingly weird when military questioned a male about his actions.

According to a affidavit, he pronounced he was stirred to mangle out into his dance after he was frightened divided from his home by a “woman with fangs.”

The male allegedly pronounced a lady “was melancholy him” and he believed a “human scapegoat was about to start involving vampires.”

The fanged woman’s actions caused him to find out “the Sheriff of Nottingham to assistance him stop a massacre of tiny children,” military said.

The man, who stays jailed in a Lee County Jail, is approaching to seem in justice after this month.

Authorities have nonetheless to locate a vampire lady who was allegedly badgering him.

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