How To Defend Yourself Against A Shark Week Fan, Because They’re Convo-Killing Machines
Da-dum … da-dum …
Shark Week is here again — and for us non-Shark Week folk, that means pang by a week of people yammering on and on about how overwhelming Shark Week is. And it potentially means a genocide of thousands of differently abounding and sharp-witted conversations about anything else it doesn’t even matter what OMG.
You need to know how to titillate yourself opposite a Shark Week fan, so compensate attention, it could save your life.
Avoid eye contact!
Don’t trounce around!
If you’re spotted, get in a defensive position!
Resist a titillate to gash or slash them!
If we contingency conflict them, go for a gills!
Fool someone into entering a conversation, so we can escape!
Void your bowels!