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19 Hilarious Drunk Purchases You Won’t Regret Waking Up To … OK, Some You Might

  • August 04, 2015
  • Chicago

No need to be embarrassed. OK, maybe a small embarrassed. So, we got dipsomaniac and bought some things online. How bad could it be? 

Well, turns out flattering bad. Or awesome, depending on your tastes. But, many importantly, it’s hilarious. 

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“Giant googly eyes. The best online squeeze we have finished yet.”

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“Better start training afterwards hehehe… eh.”

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“As distant as dipsomaniac purchases go… we consider we did fine on this one.”

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“A crony of cave systematic this one night after a vast apportion of wine.”

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“Welp, I’ve finished it again. Apparently 240 whippits was not enough.”

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“Best dipsomaniac squeeze of my life!”

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“What’s your latest dipsomaniac buy. Here’s mine.”

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“Admittedly, it’s overwhelming and life-changing.”

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My dipsomaniac squeeze from Thursday arrived today.”

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“Best dipsomaniac squeeze I’ve ever made. Our lord’s signature.”

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“Best dipsomaniac art satisfactory squeeze ever.”

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“Best dipsomaniac squeeze in a while.”

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“There is a association here, though we don’t know what it is.”

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“Sometimes dipsomaniac purchases aren’t so bad.”

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“Sometime we splash and afterwards sequence things online.”

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“I would make that squeeze sober.”

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“Went online selling while drunk… now we possess a jurassic pug.”

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“This was a box of dipsomaniac eBaying.”

 

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