Cats hit theaters back in December and, for a movie that was adapting one of the biggest hit Broadway musicals of all time, things didn’t go the way Universal Pictures had hoped. The adaptation was panned by critics, but has, in a way, found its audience, as people have taken to marveling at its weirdness. Now, the situation has escalated as a “butthole cut” of the movie is said to exist. Yes, it is as strange and silly as it sounds.
This all started because people have been streaming, and tweeting about Cats during this period of social isolation. Filmmaker Ben Mekler shared his desire for someone to write a tell-all book about the making of the movie. At which point, a man by the name of Jack Waz stepped in to reveal this fascinating and beyond unbelievable tidbit about the production. Here’s what Waz had to say.
“A VFX producer friend of a friend was hired in November to finish some of the 400 effects shots in Cats. His entire job was to remove CGI buttholes that had been inserted a few months before. Which means that, somewhere out there, there exists a butthole cut of Cats”
There is a lot to process in that single tweet. Cats spent a lot of money turning A-list stars, such as Judi Dench, Taylor Swift and Idris Elba into felines who walk and talk like people. At one point, it seems, Academy Award-winning director Tom Hooper thought it was a good idea to put buttholes on these CGI creations. Then, someone thought better (or worse) of it, and paid to have all of those buttholes digitally removed.
Undoubtedly, this was an expensive decision, but one that could prove to be a profitable one, if Universal has the guts to, as Twitter is calling for, #ReleaseTheButtholeCut. Yes, people all across Twitter started to demand for this alleged cut of Cats to be released. Even Seth Rogen, who had just live-tweeted his first viewing of the movie whilst stoned, called on the studio to release this cut upon the world. Also of note, Star Wars: The Last Jedi and Knives Outdirector Rian Johnson got in on the action, tweeting the following.
“#ReleaseTheButtholeCut is exactly what we all need right now”
As absurd as it may sound, there is an argument to be made here, from Universal’s perspective, assuming this cut truly exists. Cats grossed just $74 million worldwide, working from a massive $95 million budget. The studio took a bath on it financially. So why not #ReleaseTheButtholeCut and make back as much money as possible? Your move, Universal. Feel free to check out some of the reactions below, as well as the original post from Jack Waz’s Twitter
I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
WHAT IS JELLICLE?!,!?
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
These cats are straight up wearing white chuck taylors!!!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Some cats get high heels which is funny to picture in real life.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
#ReleaseTheButtholeCut is exactly what we all need right now https://t.co/BhaROTRqLM
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) March 18, 2020
Release the Butthole Cut of Cats!! https://t.co/C2VgPqSv1L
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
A VFX producer friend of a friend was hired in November to finish some of the 400 effects shots in @catsmovie. His entire job was to remove CGI buttholes that had been inserted a few months before. Which means that, somewhere out there, there exists a butthole cut of Cats
— Jack Waz (@jackwaz) March 18, 2020
Only when we collectively gaze upon true horror can we overcome the mundane horrors of everyday life. #ReleaseTheButtholeCuthttps://t.co/P36FFwkoqG
— Civvie11 (@Civvie11) March 18, 2020
Our society is collapsing our world is teetering on the edge of utter chaos please please we need this #ReleaseTheButtholeCuthttps://t.co/Dn5y7pKLuc
— Elle Maruska (they/them) (@ellle_em) March 18, 2020
In this time of turmoil, let us come together to demand #releasethebuttholecuthttps://t.co/47OjB8vded
— 💖💙💜Elise 💖💙💜 (@troubledmn) March 18, 2020
#ReleaseTheButtholeCut is the first step towards acceptance https://t.co/etebZh2m8C
— Dave Jorgenson 💡 (@davejorgenson) March 18, 2020
So this is happening right now. God bless America, and #ReleaseTheButtholeCutpic.twitter.com/J8qFxReLUJ
— little death (@lapetitekris) March 18, 2020
Let’s be honest, I probably won’t ever see Cats. But if I do, it will be the Butthole Cut.#ReleaseTheButtholeCuthttps://t.co/XxWDFygWbL
— Ryan ‘Quotidian Antifa’ Pollard™ (@rdpollard) March 18, 2020
Those Italians show solidarity in isolation by singing with each other from their balconies. We have #ReleaseTheButtholeCut. Each just as beautiful in their own way. https://t.co/8OPt0KL4m0
— Dave Shramek (@dshramek) March 18, 2020
Yes I am pro #ReleaseTheButtholeCut and do it now we need this https://t.co/Llb9vRQySf
— Jim Gisriel (@JimmFORCE) March 18, 2020

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